Ronald Reagan Buried 20 Trillion Dollars in the White House Rose Garden

My wife tells me that the ridiculous story that Ronald Reagan buried 20 trillion dollars in the White House Rose Garden actually made it to the Google news listing last night. I found a copy of it here.

As soon as I heard it, I started laughing. When  I heard it was buried in mason jars, I laughed louder.

This is not my typical blog post, but I couldn’t resist talking about this. Humor, politics, and math combined. Irresistible.

Zero Is a Really Big Number

I love math. One of the things I love about math is how big a number zero is.

Just three zeros turns 1 into 1,000. Three more zeros are worth 999,000, as they turn 1,000 into 1,000,000.

The next three  zeros are worth 999 million as they turn a million into a billion.

What’s the point?

The White House Has a Really Big Rose Garden

The article says that the money was buried in “low denomination bills.”

Yeah, right.

Let’s assume these “low denomination bills” are 100’s. If you divide 20 trillion by 100, you only get to take two zeros off. You still have 200 billion.

Do you know how much room 200 billion $100 bills takes up?

Well, assuming that it takes 250 bills to make an inch (which is close to true of 20# typing paper, and I think that money’s thicker), then you have a stack of bills 800 million inches high. Divide that by 5,280 and you get a stack of money 151,515 miles high. That’s 60% of the way to the moon.

You’re going to bury that in the White House rose garden?

We did some more math and determined that Ronald Reagan had to dig a cavern 5 miles long, 1 mile wide, and 100 feet deep. And that’s assuming there’s no mason jars or oven mitts taking up room with them.

That’s a big rose garden.

Where Did Reagan Get the Money?

I was 26 years old in 1987 when Reagan did this. I remember hearing about the deficit and the national debt. To this day, the national debt is still less that 20 trillion dollars. In 1987, the federal budget was less than a billion dollars.

So I looked up the gross domestic product for 1987. It was difficult to find, but I did find that the gross domestic product for “all industries” totaled 4.8 trillion dollars or so.

So Ronald Reagan buried something over 4 times what the entire United States spent in 1987?


Ronald Reagan’s Buried Money Was a Joke

I don’t know who started the joke, but if you read the article, it’s obviously tongue-in-cheek.

Computers are computers, even if they’re run by Google. I’m sure one of those quick spiders, which can read keywords but can’t see tongues or cheeks, picked it up.

You can’t find it on Google News today, even with a search, so some insightful (mildly) human has removed it.

It’s not April 1, so I don’t know why the story was written. It was funny, though. I loved the comment attributed to Barack Obama:

“‘Our economic worries are no more,’ announced a jubilant Barack Obama.”

About Paul Pavao

I am married, the father of six, and currently the grandfather of two. I run a business, live in a Christian community, teach, and I am learning to disciple others better than I have ever been able to before. I believe God has gifted me to restore proper foundations to the Christian faith. In order to ensure that I do not become a heretic, I read the early church fathers from the second and third centuries. They were around when all the churches founded by the apostles were in unity. I also try to stay honest and open. I argue and discuss these foundational doctrines with others to make sure my teaching really lines up with Scripture. I am encouraged by the fact that the several missionaries and pastors that I know well and admire as holy men love the things I teach. I hope you will be encouraged too. I am indeed tearing up old foundations created by tradition in order to re-establish the foundations found in Scripture and lived on by the churches during their 300 years of unity.
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2 Responses to Ronald Reagan Buried 20 Trillion Dollars in the White House Rose Garden

  1. Shammah says:

    No, that was the point of my post. What was described was impossible.

    This was an “Onion” story that slipped into the mainstream news by accident. Most of Onion’s stories are satire–and thus made up. Their readers would have known not to believe this story.

  2. John Addy says:

    Is this honestly true? Was there any money burried under the white house?

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